Not wanting to teach

The Year 10 students have all been withdrawn from Religious Education, the time saved is to be devoted to English, maths and science.  Maths seems a particular problem in schools, basic numeracy is a challenge for many of the students.

Maths is promoted as the gateway to the future. “21 seriously cool careers that need maths,” said a poster on a classroom wall. Being a teacher was not among the twenty-one.

Once, I asked a class in Dublin, “would you like to be a teacher?”

I remember that just three of them answered “yes,” and the answers were for things like having long holidays rather than anything to do with the job itself. The rest of the class told me that school was boring and being a teaching would be boring. Perhaps it was just the perspective of middle class suburbia that skewed the answers, perhaps they aspired to far more lucrative employment. Perhaps the same question asked in a rural community, or in the inner city, would have produced a raft of different answers; perhaps there had been a shift in perceptions.

In rural Ulster in the early-90s, traditional attitudes persisted.  The principal of the local village primary school was referred to as “Master McCann” rather than “Mister McCann” by the people of the village.  It seemed a quaint but pleasant custom, perhaps an acknowledgment of times past when the schoolmaster was one of the few people of learning in a mostly unlettered community, but, probably more importantly, a mark of respect for the post.  Had the people not held the principal in great affection, they might have called him many other things.

The school was at the heart of the life of the community, its calendar shaping village life and its joys being joys shared by the whole village. It would have been be hard to have imagined that in such a school the overwhelming majority of a class would have dismissed the thought of teaching, while the remaining three would have been half-hearted.  The school teacher for them was someone held in respect by their entire community.

Growing up in this corner of rural England, the teachers at our village school would have been treated with a deep respect; there was a deference, even a fear, felt towards them.  Had we been asked about teaching, we might not have been anymore enthusiastic about such a career, but we would probably have been a good deal less dismissive.

Perhaps teaching was never a seriously cool career, and being good at maths would have offered much more enticing prospects. No-one who could be an astronomer or a doctor would be likely to opt for years in the classroom, but it is a pity that even a school mathematics poster did not even suggest a career as a teacher.

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A wet Saint Swithun’s Day?

In primary school days in High Ham, the approach of Saint Swithun’s Day would create a sense of trepidation. What would happen if rain fell on 15th July? Would a single shower on a single day mean that our six weeks of summer holiday were wet? Would our hopes of playing outside for day after day be washed away? Would our few chances of being on a beach be overshadowed by dark clouds and rainfall?

It is odd that a rhyme we learned should have had such power to affect our thinking. Every year, the lines would be recalled:

Saint Swithun’s day, if it does rain
For forty days it will remain
Saint Swithun’s day, if it is fair
For forty days it will rain no more

The medieval church capitalised on traditions that came to be associated with Swithun posthumously. Claims of him having miraculous powers to answer the petitions of those who sought his help led to various of his bones being incorporated in shrines in churches around the country.

Even in the 1960s, no-one at our school thought to ask the teacher why an Anglo-Saxon bishop of Winchester should be associated with the weather. No-one asked how could someone who was dead more than a thousand years affect what our summer holidays were going to be like? We never challenged the story, it was one of those traditions that people accepted. Just as we accepted many other things we were told.

Of course, Saint Swithun’s Day became significant because it was a day in mid-July, not because it had any link with a dead bishop. it is a time of year when weather can be settled and be warm and dry, or be unsettled and be cool and damp. What determines the likely pattern of weather for the days ahead is not the alleged powers of a saint, but the North Atlantic Oscillation (NAO).

The Met Office describe the NAO as “a giant see-saw across the Atlantic.” The two ends of the sees saw are described thus:

The common pressure features seen in the North Atlantic Ocean are for large regions of relatively high pressure centred over the Azores islands (west of Portugal, known as the sub-tropical or Azores high) and low pressure centred over Iceland (the sub-polar or Icelandic low). The NAO describes the relative changes in pressure between these two regions

Mid-July is a time when high pressure over the Azores has become established, pushing the jetstream northward, bringing warm dry weather to the British Isles, or it has not become established, allowing cooler, damp air to predominate.

The NAO was discovered by Sir Gilbert Walker in the 1920s, yet a century after the weather patterns were scientifically explained people are still talking about Swithun. Perhaps stories are more attractive than science.

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Gitanes and job advice

It was careers morning for the Year 10 students, a series of talks on their options when they complete Year 11 in a year’s time.

The options seemed more plentiful than in the 1970s, there was something for everyone. From the armed forces to apprenticeships and from courses at a level below the GCSE examinations they would take to A levels that would take them into university.

Next year, the students will have interviews and one to one consultations, the advice will be tailored to the needs of each individual. None of the students will have the experience of an encounter with the Gitanes smoker.

How would students now have coped with our careers adviser?

Her arrival always caused consternation in our fundamentalist Christian school. She did not conform with the ways our staff considered a woman should dress and behave.

The careers adviser was sent by the county council, or some other statutory body, and would meet with boys in their final year to discuss what they might do after setting foot outside the school gates for the last time.

The woman who sought to direct our future would arrive in a little Citroen car, perhaps it was a 2 CV, perhaps it was an older equivalent. A room would be set aside to enable her to interview each member of the senior year of the school.

The adviser had badly dyed hair and would smoke Gitanes cigarettes through a cigarette holder (where an ashtray might have been procured in our school was a mystery, perhaps she just used a saucer). In retrospect, the woman was probably trying to look sophisticated, but at the time, we might easily have laughed.  We might have laughed, but didn’t; the woman took herself very seriously and was very stern in her questions and comments.  She would sit puffing away, while listening in a dismissive manner to what hopes we had.

At the time, I aspired to be a journalist.  It was something that I spent years hoping to do.  I did my best to explain this while she made the odd note.  After I had finished, she went through the files she had brought and handed me information sheets – one was on being a printer, the other on being a book-binder.

Both printing and book-binding were skilled trades, they demanded craftsmanship, I had no aptitude whatsoever for something demanding any degree of manual dexterity.

The abiding memory is of Gitanes smoke and advice that was useless.

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A Melancholy Accident

Researching my forebears on Ancestry, I discovered the sad story of the death of Thomas Crossman, my great great grandfather.  In the Western Gazette of Friday, 18th April 1884, the report appeared.

HUISH EPISCOPI

MELANCHOLY ACCIDENT: On Monday afternoon, a fatal accident happened to Mr Thomas Crossman, a small farmer of Pibsbury. He was found in the road near Pibsbury Corner by a young man named Scott, severely injured, and he died after his removal to his home.

The inquest on the body was held on Tuesday morning at Mr William Slade’s public house, before Mr W.W. Munckton and a jury of whom Mr John Kiddle was foreman.

The following evidence was taken:-

Christopher Willey said he was cracking stones on Monday afternoon on the turnpike road near Wagg Drove. Deceased came by with two horses “tandem” in a putt, and was riding on the corner of the near-side of the putt. He asked deceased for a nail, which he gave him. The horses were going quietly.

Thomas Scott said he lived in a cottage near Wagg Drove. Was at dinner, and, hearing a noise, he ran across Mr Kelway’s field into the turnpike road, and first picked up a hat. Farther on, near Pibsbury Corner, he found deceased in the road, near the pathway, lying on his left side.

William Crossman, son of deceased, said his father had been ploughing for Mr Stuckey. The horses came home alone about half past three o’clock, and from the appearance of the harness he thought they must have run away.

Dr Johnstone said he was at Huish on Monday afternoon when he was fetched to see deceased. Found him at the place where the accident happened insensible. He had him removed to his home, and remained with him until he died, about ten minutes afterwards. Had examined the body. There were some scratches on the left leg, bruises on the left shoulder, a graze on side of the left eye and left ear and a slight bruise on right side. It was witness’s opinion that in trying to stop the horses, deceased fell down, and wheel went over his neck, causing a fracture of the cervical vertebrae which caused death.

James Scott (recalled) said when he saw deceased passed his house, he thought he was sitting on the shaft and leaning forward, and probably was reaching for the side rein to stop the horses running away.

The Coroner having summed up, a verdict of “Accidental death” was returned.

Deceased, who was 47 years of age, was greatly respected, and his death has cast quite a gloom over the parish. In addition to farming, he was employed by Messrs Bradford and Son as a haulier. He was also one of the ringers at St Mary’s Church.

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An Englishman on the Twelfth

I have clear memories of this evening twenty-seven years ago.

It was the evening of the Twelfth of July of 1994. There were tired feet and sunburned foreheads and heads aching from being overdressed and dehydrated on a hot summer’s day: the three Orangemen sat and watched the video recording I had made of the proceedings of the day.

They had met at their hall before coming into the town and had walked through deserted streets to the departure point. Sunday suits and rolled umbrellas and bright orange collarettes. One of them still adhered to the tradition of wearing a bowler hat. The “hard hat” he called it and I think there was as much common sense as tradition in the wearing of it: he was red haired and very thin on top!

The lodges from a radius of maybe fifteen miles gathered in a small country town where they would march to the Field. The banners depicted stern Old Testament scenes and Protestant figures from times past who would have admonished those who partook of beer and played pop music and went to the shops on the Sundays.

The lodge walked between high hedges as it approached the Field, the local undertaker appeared from a side road, hastily unrolling his collarette and falling into step. It would have been bad for business for him to have walked with the lodge in the home town – his surname was without an “O” prefix when dealing with Protestant clients, but had the “O” if his customers were Roman Catholic.

By the time the Field was reached there was about an hour to spare to find food and drink and chat with friends before it was time to form up again. The speeches were fine for those who wanted to listen, but the real business of the day was about being with friends.

The hour passed and it was time to reverse the morning process. The sky was blue and everyone was fed and refreshed and it had been altogether a fine day.

These were men whose organization had been compared to the Ku Klux Klan; whose beliefs have been vilified and pilloried around the world. Being a Somerset-born, pint-drinking, football-following, middle of the road Anglican in those days, perhaps my senses were too dull to see what evil company I was keeping. All I could see were three men whose activities (that I thought were eccentric) had been seen by few and had caused no offence to anybody and who the next day would be back working on the land.

Certainly there were bigots, certainly there were those who stirred up hatred, certainly there were those who sought confrontation, certainly there were some who saw parades as a opportunity to attempt to intimidate Catholics, but they weren’t there that day. They weren’t at the parade I attended. 12th July 1994 was just a fine summer’s day in a small town in Co Down.

My attempts to explain such a day baffle most of those to whom I speak.

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