What about white working class boys?

“We should stop identity politics,” declared the Year 9 student as we stood waiting in a corridor.

“Why do you think so?” I asked.

“Because they are divisive.”

“Do you take a Marxist perspective?” I asked.

“No, I am a libertarian.”

“I wondered.” I said. “Some people would say that the real issues are about economics, about those who have and those who have not.”

Being on the Left, without being a Marxist, since teenage years, I have thought that the only issue was the one of money. If you were rich enough, your identity didn’t matter.

Such a perspective brought a sense of enraged frustration at a news story that the rate of youth unemployment in the black population was much higher than that among the white population. I wanted to shout at the radio, “come and meet the white working class boys I know and tell them they are privileged.”

The difference between the unemployment rates was not a function of colour, it was a function of social class. Oddly, the government report on institutional racism concurred with my thinking, suggesting that social background was the explanation of supposed discrimination. All identity politics achieves is to divide people who share a common lot and alienate white working class people who are never seen as ill-treated.

It was in 2004 that the journalist and television producer Michael Collins published The Likes of Us: a Biography of the White Working Class. Collins, who had written for The Independent, The Guardian, The Observer, the Sunday Telegraph and the Sunday Times, traced the the stories of working class people in London and their sense of alienation at a political system in which they had become invisible.

Collins recounts a conversation with Sloppy Joe, a white working class Londoner, in which they discussed a brochure that had been produced to promote the borough of Southwark.

“You wouldn’t think us English had ever lived here if you look at this.’ He opens it and taps a page . . .

“Southwark is a highly cosmopolitan area with a rich mixture of communities going back centuries. The borough’s proximity to the River Thames led to strong links across the world and by the 15th century Southwark had one of the largest immigrant populations. German, Dutch and Flemish craftspeople excluded by the City of London settled in Southwark … immi­grants from Ireland took up manual jobs … the labour shortage was eased by workers and their families invited from the Caribbean and West Africa … communities from China, Cyprus, Vietnam, Somalia, Ethiopia, Bosnia and Croatia … just under a third of our population is from an ethnic minority and over a hundred languages are spoken by our children”.

‘They don’t mention us English’, Joe says. ‘You wouldn’t think we’d ever existed would ya?’ Joe sees himself as part of a long­ established tribe that dominated the urban working class within this area from the beginning of the nineteenth century and earlier. It has been air brushed from the history of the area as reported in the brochure. But how would it be represented? The white work­ing class have never needed to define themselves or be defined before.

The best part of twenty years later and identity politics is still doing nothing for the white working class.

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Boys’ Own Adventures

It was one of those adventure books that caught the imagination of an eleven or twelve year old boy. The heroes, teenage boys themselves, sought safety and refuge deep in the heart of an English forest. The story never suggested where the forest might be, but the boys are assisted by a charcoal maker who lives a self-sufficient life, his home a shack in a clearing.

The title had long gone from the memory and searches for the book on the Internet with such scant details had proved a futile exercise. Extraordinarily, the scant details were sufficient for a colleague to identify the book as Brendon Chase by Denys Watkins-Pitchford, which, it seems, was made into a television serial in the 1980s.

The plot was probably fairly thin, the attraction was not any storyline, but in the descriptions of the boys learning how to survive. It seemed possible that such a story might be so, that it was within the bounds of imagination that a pair of teenage boys might learn self-sufficiency.

Isolation and survival have remained matters of fascination since reading the pages of that book.

Is it possible to really hide anywhere, now?

Perhaps in remote, sparsely populated countries it might still be feasible to disappear, for a time at least, but a stranger would be conspicuous in communities with few visitors and  food and shelter would be difficult to find in an unfamiliar environment.  In most of Western Europe, it is hard to imagine it would be possible for someone to live somewhere for more than a few days before being noticed.  Like hiding a pebble on a beach, it is much easier for a person to disappear among the crowds of a city than deep in rural areas. Perhaps the boys would have been better advised to have lurked in the streets of London than have gone into the depths of a forest.

Surviving by living off the land now seems a prospect even more remote than being able to disappear. Even a cut in the electricity supply leaves most of us adrift and not knowing how to cope; the suggestion that we might go deep into a forest, with nothing more than the clothes we wear and a pen knife in our pocket, and become self-sufficient for a prolonged period, would seem laughable. If you were like me, survival would probably depend upon seizing fruit from greengrocers’ stalls and pints of milk from doorsteps rather than snaring, skinning and cooking rabbits.

Yet, despite the improbability of isolation or survival, they remain intriguing prospects. Of course, in imagination, I am not a sedentary, unfit 60 year old, but someone much younger, someone much more athletic, someone much more resourceful.

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Medicinal compounds

Perhaps the habit dated from before the days of the National Health Service, perhaps every house had them, proprietary medicines that would offer miraculous cures at a modest price. Our house had more than most, my mother kept a whole drawer of herbal remedies, obtained by mail order from a company in Bristol. A range of tablets and capsules that were claimed to have unquestioned efficacy.

The compounds that arrived came with claims that would rival the medicinal compound sung about by The Scaffold. The group that included Paul McCartney’s brother, Peter, and Roger McGough, who would become one of England’s leading poets, recorded Lily the Pink, a comedy song which would reach Number One in the charts at Christmas 1968.

The tale of medicinal compound captured the imagination of an eight year old listening  to the radio at that distant Christmas time and more than five decades later it seems one of the most sensible songs ever written. The refrain goes:

We’ll drink a drink, a drink ,
To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented, medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.

Whilst the Nineteenth Century patent medicine, Lydia Pinkham’s  Vegetable Compound, the inspiration for Lily the Pink, might have been efficacious for some complaints, the 1968 parody is a mocking of the charlatanism behind most of the patent remedies.

Newspaper advertisements claimed wondrous properties for “medicines” that might be listed as appropriate for almost every imaginable human ailment. Sellers of such medicines became known as snake-oil salesmen, quack doctors. Cher’s song Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves includes the lines,

Papa would do whatever he could
preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.

Reading the advertisements now, it is amusing, and, sometimes, confusing that people might have been so credulous. It was not just in the popular press that the advertisements appeared. Inside the front cover of my facsimile 1913 edition of Bradshaw’s Continental Railway Guide, not a book that would have circulated widely among the masses, there is an advertisement for Eno’s Fruit Salt.

To travellers and all leaving home for a change, take a supply of Eno’s with you.

Eno’s ‘Fruit Salt’ prevents any over-acid state of the blood, and should be kept in every bedroom in readiness for any emergency. It is Pleasant, Cooling, Health-giving, Refreshing, and invigorating. You cannot overstate its great value in keeping the blood PURE AND FREE FROM DISEASE.

It is, in fact, Nature’s Remedy, and Unsurpassed.

Any emergency? Keeping the blood pure and free from disease? Could educated, cultured and intelligent people have believed that “Fruit Salt” could heal septicaemia, toxaemia or leukaemia? We might laugh now at the credulity of those whose bathroom cabinets would have been stocked with such cures, but what of the snake-oil and quackery of our own times?

Go online and the quacks are alive and well and still distributing their wares by mail order. In fifty years’ time a new Roger McGough will be able to pen a new version of Lily the Pink.

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Counting ships

Had the internet existed when I was a child, it would have been a delight. Tik Tok and the other social media platforms would have had no attraction whatsoever. No, what would have been attractive would have been the opportunity to follow stories involving numbers, particularly stories involving very large numbers.

The report that the Suez Canal Authority is seeking $900 million from the owners of the MV Ever Given would have given a boy of ten or eleven years of age plentiful opportunities for calculations.

How much might the cargo carried be worth? If the Authority was not paid and was allowed to seize the containers in lieu of payment, how much would it have to make on each one to cover its costs? If the cargo were to be seized, how much compensation would the owners of the contents be owed?

A quick search revealed that the Ever Given carries 20,000 containers, about twice as many as most carriers classified as “very large.”

If $900 million were to be divided by 20,000 containers, then knock three noughts off of 900,000,000 and three noughts off of 20,000 and you have 900,000 divided by 20, which gives you an average container’s contents needing to be worth $45,000 to recoup the losses. It seems unlikely that selling someone else’s second-hand property from a 40 foot container would recoup an average of $45,ooo per unit – and who would want to attempt such an undertaking, even if it were legal, which it is probably not.

Memories of the Port of Dublin seizing a ship over unpaid harbour fees surfaced. The ship lay in the docks for months and years and I am not sure what happened to it in the end, or whether the Port ever recovered its fees. If the Suez Canal Authority offloaded the 20,000 containers and seized the Ever Given would it have a chance of raising $900,000,000? How much would a second-hand very large carrier with some accident damage be worth? Certainly a sum far short of $900,000,000, and what would happen about the transportation of those 20,000 containers? Shipping is not a charitable activity, the cost of their delivery would be considerable.

The boy of ten or eleven might have worked out that the Suez Canal Authority’s figure is no more than an opening bid. Working out that holding the ship under arrest indefinitely would not be profitable, the boy might have concluded that the figure for which it is released is likely to be considerably less than $900,000,000.

 

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The routineness of luxury

Feeling a need for a blood sugar boost, I went into a newsagent and bought a bag of Crawford’s Cheddars.

It is some years since a doctor in Dublin advised me that eating something savoury was preferable to eating something sweet.  He warned that the sweet option might possibly create a blood sugar spike, followed by a sharp dip. This was something that had happened to me after driving from Dublin to Somerset when, feeling jaded, I had bought a large bag of Murraymints at Strensham Service Station and had consumed them while journeying southward on the M5 motorway. By the time I had reached Somerset, I felt groggy and my father checked my blood sugar level, it had fallen to 2.8.

Pondering the Cheddars, I remembered such biscuits not as a necessity, but as the sort of thing that were bought at Christmas. There would have been Ritz Crackers and KP Cheese Footballs and and tin of biscuits for eating with cheese, the sort of biscuits where the cream crackers would always have been the last left in the tin. During the rest of the year, the choice was much more limited, Rich Tea or Digestives were usually the only option.

A child during the war, my mother recounts how small was the sugar ration. My grandmother would take part of her weekly sugar ration as sweets for her children, it would mean that there was one sweet each for my mother and her siblings. Once a week, my grandmother would call her children together and take the sweet jar down from the shelf and give each of them their single sweet. It was eaten very slowly.

The sheer abundance of items once regarded as luxuries is now taken for granted.

The newsagent’s shop which might once have had newspapers, magazines and, possibly, books and stationery, was dominated by shelves of sweets, chocolate, crisps, snacks and soft drinks. The range of items on sale would have been unthinkable in the 1960s when the confectionery counter might have been confined to a space beside the till (presumably to discourage young miscreants from slipping things unpaid into their pockets).

The range of products in the most ordinary of supermarkets now far exceeds the choice that was available even in the most exclusive stores in the past.

Occasionally, such as during the panic buying in the spring of last year, there are small, temporary hints of what shortages might look like, but for most of the time, for most of us, the former luxuries are now routine.

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