A future in which Grandad could drive

The times being what they are, everything has become hard to predict, particularly traffic. Traffic depends on the times at which people travel and when few companies, institutions and people seem to follow the hours that were once conventional, then traffic jams seem to occur at unexpected times – times like 3.45 pm.

It was probably a combination of schools having staggered starts and finishes and people leaving work early, but at quarter to four traffic on the roundabout on the Tewkesbury Road in Cheltenham was at a standstill. The traffic light controlled roundabout is three lanes wide and is approached by four lane roads, so the potential for congestion is considerable.

Approaching the roundabout, I caught sight of a car stopped across the oncoming lanes. There was a yellow box, but it doesn’t mean you can drive out of a shopping centre and sit stationary across a road.

An old man sat behind the wheel, a white haired lady sat beside him. Slowing to almost a halt, I let him pull into our lane of traffic before he brought oncoming traffic to a halt. He edged slowly forwards. The rear of his car was badly battered. The back window was gone and a large sheet of blue polythene covered both the window area and the lights. Sitting in the right hand of the three lanes, he signalled his intention to pull leftward. The indicator was barely visible and there were nearly three collisions as he made his way to turn left on the roundabout and went on his way toward the centre of Cheltenham.

The man seemed entirely oblivious to the possibility of his causing congestion or an accident, or both.

The man’s driving style brought a smile as I remembered my grandfather. Dying at the age of seventy-seven in 1991, he had spent years driving in a very distinctive way.

Family tradition said that Grandad had taken seven attempts to pass his driving test. Whatever the number of times he had sat with the examiner, it was always a surprise that he held a full driving license.

Grandad drove with a determined manner. Looking straight ahead, he regarded roundabouts as places where he decided where he was going and continued without hesitation. Sitting alongside him one day as he drove me to Taunton station, we reached a roundabout at the edge of the town and went through the roundabout with a look neither to the right nor the left.

The advent of computer driven cars offers a future in which people like Grandad will be safe on the road and old drivers in Cheltenham will not be negotiating the Tewkesbury Road roundabout.

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A muscular response

My mother sat drinking a mug of tea and pondering past moments. “Do you know Dad and I were in Bridgwater one day and there were a group of boys coming down the street and knocking people out of their way and Dad lifted up his walking stick and told them he would give them what for if they carried on and they crossed over to the side.”

“Mum, do you remember the supermarket that was in Yeovil before Tesco took its place? It was in the high street and we used to go there on a Thursday evening in the times when there was the late night shopping until eight o’clock on Thursdays.”

“There was one week that we went and Dad put the groceries in a cardboard box as usual, there were no bags then. And we were walking down the street and Dad had the box of groceries on his left shoulder and there were two boys coming up the street jostling people. And one of them pushed Dad out of the way and Dad span around and slapped him across the side of the head and both the boys ran off.”

“You would get in trouble if you did that now,” my mother replied.

You probably would. The aggressors would claim that they were the victims. There would be a complaint that they had been assaulted. There would be a compensation claim for the injury they had received. Even if there were no sign of physical injury, there would be claims of emotional trauma.

In many cases, it seems that the perpetrator has more rights than the victim. Perhaps it has always been the case that someone accused of a crime has had more legal rights than the person who has suffered the crime.

It is not hard to understand why my father was an enthusiastic watcher of the television detective series Endeavour. Inspector Fred Thursday, under whom Endeavour Morse serves as a constable and then a sergeant, is a man after my father’s own heart.

Meeting a pair of known criminals by himself, Thursday suggests that if they do not co-operate, he will have to take off his hat. It was an allusion I never understood and watching the episode with my father one evening I asked him why the inspector taking off his trilby hat should be intimidating. “Because,” he smiled, “he has a knuckle duster inside his hat.”

I remember seeing a knuckle duster at home when I was young. Thankfully, my father never used it, he would definitely have got in trouble.

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An unsuccessful short story

I wrote this story back in the spring as an entry for the Yeovil Literary Prize and posted it on For the Fainthearted, my other blog. It is a story that was inspired by an old lady in our village who used to walk from her cottage to a house that had been bequeathed to her by a man who had died. Sadly, neither the cottage nor the house match the descriptions in the story, but I tried to imagine them as she would have seen them. 

Sunlight shone through a gap in the curtains. The sound of a tractor passing the cottage told Maggie that it was later than she thought. Her clock had stopped at some point and she had not replaced it. Normally waking at the same time each morning, Maggie had felt that a new battery for the clock was not necessary. The chimes from the church tower were enough to regulate the day.

In the kitchen, Maggie put the kettle on the stove and measured two spoons of tea leaves into the pot, “one for me and one for the pot,” she said to herself. The water boiled and she poured it on the leaves. “Leave the tea for five minutes, Maggie.”

Lifting a loaf from an enamel bread bin, she cut two slices and put them into a toaster. The toasted bread was spread the thickly with butter. Taking a jar from a cupboard, she spread marmalade on the slices. “Not too thick, Maggie.”

Lifting the kettle from the stove, she walked to the bathroom and poured the hot water into the sink. The bathroom was cold, it was always cold. The sun did not shine on that side of the house. “Hurry up, Maggie.”

There was the sound of a car passing by outside. Maggie washed quickly. The sound would be the teacher’s car and Maggie would usually have been leaving the house when the teacher passed by.

On days without rain, Maggie enjoyed the walk each morning. Putting on her green coat and outdoor shoes, she set off through the village. The post office had not yet opened. A neighbour stepped out of the village shop, “Morning, Maggie.”

Maggie smiled. Children on their way to school would soon appear. “Hello, Maggie” and “Good morning, Maggie,” were the usual greetings. Maggie did not know their names, but would smile back at them and wave.

“Don’t worry. I don’t mind being called, ‘Maggie.’” There had been some adults who had expressed concern at the children’s over familiarity. They thought it disrespectful for the children to treat Miss Appleyard as they did. Maggie had reassured those who were more formal in their ways. “I won’t be Miss Appleyard when I am married, then they would have to learn a new name. I’ll be Maggie for now.”

The church clock showed that it was quarter to nine as she passed. Maggie quickened her step, raising her hand to greet the children arriving at the village school. Hurrying meant Maggie was now no more than five minutes later than usual, but nevertheless she gently rebuked herself. “You are a sleepy head, Maggie. You are late today.”

His house came into view. At a crossroads, Maggie passed along one side of the garden before turning left at the cross and walking along the road to reach the front gate. Maggie called at his house each morning. When they were married, she would move here from her cottage.

A stone-flagged path led from the gate to the front door. Maggie took a key from her pocket and opened the heavy brown door.

“Morning,” she called out, “anyone home?” Picking up that morning’s bottle of milk from the step, Maggie stepped into the hallway and called out again, “Are you back?” There was no answer. He hadn’t arrived yesterday; perhaps he would be back today. She had not been certain about the date he was due to return.

Walking through to the kitchen, Maggie took a mop and bucket from a cupboard. The first duty every day was to wash the black and white tiles of the kitchen floor. Once the kitchen was clean, she would then begin the dusting and cleaning of the other rooms.

“Did you dust the tops of the picture frames, Maggie?” The morning chores were always satisfying. Maggie had particular days on which she did particular tasks. The brass fender around the fireplace would be burnished one day, the silver tea service polished on another, the glasses shone on a third. The routine had become firmly established in Maggie’s mind. “He likes everything looking nice.” Maggie would not be satisfied until everything looked as it should. It was important that he should be pleased when he got home.

“Time for a cup of tea, Maggie.” The church clock struck eleven and Maggie set down the cloth with which she had been cleaning windows. Pressing the switch on the electric kettle, she took a teapot from the dresser. When she moved here, she would bring her own teapot; it wouldn’t be polite to bring it into his kitchen before he came back. It would seem very forward, very presumptuous, to put her things into his house, there would be time enough when she was no longer Miss Appleyard. The tea made, Maggie sat at the table. A vase of bright flowers at the centre of the table pleased her; she had picked them from her garden yesterday.

The tea was finished as the quarter hour struck. Maggie washed the cup and saucer and put them back in the dresser. The tea leaves from the pot were emptied into a bucket. She would empty them around the roses. “Waste not, want not, Maggie.”

The second half of the morning would be spent in the garden. Maggie loved gardening, although thought his garden was very dull. He never allowed flower beds. He argued that, as he was frequently away, beds would become filled with weeds by the time that he returned. Maggie had not wished to disagree with him, but vowed that once she was in residence, there would be much more colour around the house.

Pushing the lawn mower across the lawn, the postman passed the gate. “Morning, Maggie,” he called. Maggie looked up and waved, half expecting the van to stop, half expecting a letter from him to say at what time he would be getting home.

Raking the grass, she made a mental list of what things she would do to change the garden. Roses had always seemed beautiful. He had sent her a dozen red roses once. She still had petals pressed between the pages of a book.

Lunchtime came quickly. Maggie boiled new potatoes and prepared a ham salad. The table was set with cutlery and a side plate. “Mind your manners, Maggie.”

The lunch things were washed and dried, each carefully returned to its correct place. She checked that the refrigerator had all he might need to make a meal. “I had better be going. I have a lot to do. I’ll be back first thing in the morning.”

Closing the front door, Maggie pushed hard against it to make sure it was firmly locked. She surveyed the garden contentedly. If he was home before it was dark, he would be pleased at how well the garden looked. It did look at its best at this time of the year. She would be able to tell him tomorrow what needed to be done.

Maggie walked back through the village. It would be another hour before the children came out of school. She would see them again in the morning. She would not believe the stories that people told her about young people: the children of the village had always made her happy, and she saw no reason why they would ever change.

Back in her cottage, Maggie hung up her green coat and took off her outdoor shoes. With her slippers on, she began her own housekeeping, tidying, cleaning, polishing.

Maggie allowed herself a cup of tea at four o’clock, again resuming her tasks when the quarter hour struck. At six o’clock, the work was complete. Maggie cooked dinner, happily reflecting on the day.

The sun still shone. Putting on her coat and shoes, she went for walk, smiling at those she met in the lanes. In her heart, she had hoped that she might meet him on his way back to his house: it was not to be. Never mind, it might be late before he was back. There would be another day tomorrow.

Soon after sunset, Maggie decided it was bedtime. After tidying up, she walked to the mantelpiece and lifted down a photograph. “He is very handsome.”

Looking back at her, a young man in a British army officer’s uniform stood smiling. Tucked into one corner of the photograph frame, a yellowed and faded newspaper cutting told a story of a young soldier who had gone missing.

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An uncertain future for farming

Our village is so rural that it has no street lights. Stand and look from the upstairs window of my mother’s house and for miles around the surrounding landscape is entirely agricultural, yet farming hardly features in the conversation. To talk about the grain yields from the harvest, or the number of silage bales per acre, or the price per litre of milk, or ratio of lambs to ewes, would invite a mystified response.

The village has an abundance of beautiful farmhouses, places of picture postcard quality, except they have been unconnected with farms for forty or fifty years or more.

As small farms became unviable in the post-war years, the fields were bought by farmers wishing to increase their landholding and the houses, sometimes with a few acres of garden or paddock, were bought by middle class business or professional people.

There is no shortage of young families in our community, the village primary school that had forty pupils in the early-1970s now has one hundred and eighty children on its rollbook, but few of them will ever go on to milk cows, herd sheep, or drive a tractor.

In the United Kingdom, agriculture accounts for just half of one per cent of GDP, and is not part of the consciousness of the overwhelming majority of people, even of those living in rural communities like our own. It seems that people are more likely to know about farming from watching BBC’s Countryfile programme on a Sunday evening than they are from the activities in the field over the hedge opposite their house.

The disconnection has not been of great significance, but may become so.

The government intends that the payments that were received by farmers through the European Union Basic Payment scheme will cease next year and will be replaced by Environmental Land Management payments, which will be phased out over a seven year period. Whilst the European Union Common Agricultural Policy had been corrupted, it had started out in 1957 with noble aspirations of food security, community sustainability and family livelihoods, the replacement scheme has no such motivation.

With the agricultural sector accounting for only 0.5% of the economy, there will be few voices raised to argue for such massive state aid. Unprofitable farms are going to disappear and food prices are going to rise.

The business taking place on the other side of the hedgerow is going to face fundamental change this decade, but one might wonder if those passing down the road will actually notice.

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Fishing means escaping

One school summer holiday ended with a day’s fishing on a boat from Lyme Regis. It must have been a bank holiday Monday, for there were a dozen or so men in the group, all from our small home area. The fact that it was the last day of the holidays could be ignored for a few hours, when you are fishing, it is easy to close out the world.

Fishing occupied many hours in childhood days. My grandfather and father were keen coarse and sea fishermen, fishing in the rivers around the Langport area; going to West Bay in Dorset to beach cast lines far into the water; standing on the harbour wall in Lyme Regis, hoping for flatfish; trolling for Mackerel in open boats off the coast.

I strove to follow in the family tradition. My great grandmother gave me money for a sea fishing rod when I was ten. When I was fourteen, I received for Christmas the first coarse fishing rod I could call my own, until then I had borrowed one from my father.

In teenage years, I would have cycled with friends to the River Cary, on the moorland north of High Ham, or would have cycled from my grandparents’ farm down to the banks of the River Yeo. Not once did I ever catch anything, perhaps I was using the wrong tackle, the wrong bait, or fishing at the wrong time, or in the wrong place. Perhaps it was just a lack of patience, a lack of willingness to sit long enough on a river bank.

I have often wished I had been the sort of person who might have spent countless hours using a fishing rod.

When everyone else has gone home, the night fishermen one meets late on sea shores seem the most contented. Being able to walk down onto the beach for a night’s fishing suggests there is no other demand upon one’s time; no need to be anywhere in the morning; no need to worry that someone might be looking for you, or that someone might phone. To be a night fisherman means freedom, not a worry in the world.

To sit on a beach watching, feeling for a tautness in the line; slowly winding in the baited hook and weight before once more casting them deep into the surf; pushing the handle of the rod deep into the firm sand and sitting down, waiting to catch sight of movement of the rod’s tip; seems a pastime of perfect contentment.

Fishermen have no worries

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